h a l f b a k e r yBaker Street Irregulars
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A small heat pump, used to provide a constant charge to your
mobile telephone.
Enclosed in a white, shiny case, emblazoned with the logo
iEnjoy, it can be inserted into a body cavity where it vibrates
occasionally, to remind you it's working and it's now your
friend.
You know it will sell.
Hell, a similar device for storing
valuables was even called a "charger" in the book Papillon.
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Bun for catching me completely off guard, and making me laugh :) |
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Some of your ideas are just shite, you know that? |
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This idea would benefit from further analysis. |
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My aunt would benefit from further dialysis. |
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[insert into body cavity] I first read this thinking you
meant armpit.
If the phone rings in line at Walmart.... well actually
Walmart has seen weirder. |
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Where do you put the headset when it needs
charging? nevermind |
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Somewhere out of direct sunlight. |
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No good for Tony Blair then- that's where the sun shineth out
from. |
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At least it might muffle his speech a bit. |
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Where is the cool end of this device? |
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And I thought Brownian motion was that wiggle my child does when his nappy is dirty... |
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8th, Is that why it rains so much in London? |
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At the other end of the wire, [MB]. Which also saves you
having to explain in A&E how you slipped in the shower
and fell on your phone charger. |
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My friend wired my jacket this week so that I now
have a mini USB cable embedded in my upper breast
pocket. I can charge my phone everyday for week on
one 12 V tucked in the lower pocket. Also i can jump
start very small cars. |
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And leap small buildings in a single bound? |
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I can't leap over buildings, I can jump higher than a
skyscraper. |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's Mupersan! Baster than a
feeding spullet! Pore mowerful than a a mocolotive!
Beeps lall tuildings in a bingle sound! |
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