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The humble milk float was a regular sight on UK streets, many
years
ago. The vehicle comprised of a cart, holding trays of glass milk
bottles, resting on top of an array of car batteries. These
travelled
from depots to homes to deliver milk to families around the
country.
Milk floats
were known for being quiet, heavy and slow.
Sadly, increased competition from cheaper supermarket milk and
internet grocery shopping has led to their demise. However,
technology has moved on. Recent advances in the electric car
manufacture show what is possible, notably from market-leader,
Tesla.
We can now imagine a milk float with:
Brushless motors,
Lithium Ion batteries,
and an autopilot.
It would be possible to have milk delivered, autonomously, at
'ludicrous' speeds.
A typical Milk Float
http://www.milkfloa...rg.uk/ox-co-op.html
Picture of Milk Float [riposte, Jul 22 2016]
Burning plastic
https://youtu.be/athJKDqR6d8
Zzzzzzzzzip..... [Ling, Jul 22 2016]
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Correction: according to milkfloat.org, some of these
vehicles are still in service... |
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"A typical milk float consists of a very sturdy chassis, to
carry the weight of batteries [] Onto this is built a basic
cab structure and a canopy. This formula makes for a
simple and virtually indestructible vehicle!" |
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... apart, that is, from the loud, irritating clinking of the bottles triggered by every tiny imperfections in the road surface. |
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Is there anything to be said for saying another mass? |
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There is ... but maybe we should watch The Poseidon Adventure first ... ? |
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Perhaps the era of milk-by-drone is approaching.
Admittedly, the weight of a bottle of milk might tax
the drone's batteries, but a milk-float might act as a
docking/charging station for a small fleet of drones,
each delivering one bottle at a time to houses within
a 100m radius of the float. |
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Damn, I was expecting a sinfully delicious concoction of ice cream and
chocolate. Damn! |
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Maybe they could bury these into potholes,therefore
allowing a smoother ride for others and a free milk shake as
you traverse over said milk float. |
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// It would be possible to have milk delivered,
autonomously, at 'ludicrous' speeds.// |
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I'd watch that,Mr Whippy racing. |
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I'm looking forwards to electric vehicle delivery of
re-useable bottles. |
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Just like 50 years ago!!! |
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Quite how the world ended up with the current
plastic bottle disposal and bottle bank mess, shows
something. I don't know what it is, but it is definitely
something. |
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// plastic bottle disposal // |
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Oh, but they burn so beautifully .... |
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Yes! The addictive sound of those little burning
plastic droplets from (Polythene?) sheets. |
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Zzzzzzzzp ...... zzzzzzzzzp ... |
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But don't get the stuff on you. |
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Upvote for the strangely mustachioed calum. |
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Haven't milkmen always had magnetic bottle. |
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//Sadly, increased competition from cheaper
supermarket milk and internet grocery shopping has
led to their demise// - not so; I still get my milk
delivered by a milk-float to my door in reusable
glass bottles |
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Is this what inspired the Mark 1 tank? |
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No, development of the Mk. 1 (Codenamed "Iron Stan" in honour of the then Postmater-General, Lord Stanley) was actually initiated by the G.P.O. in 1904, motivated by a remarkably beligerent wire-haired fox terrier called Albert, the pet of Mrs. Edith Sprolt of No. 48 Longlands Rd., Sidcup, who was making the delivery of post impossible. |
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The specification called for a tracked, armoured vehicle, driven by a petrol engine, capable of 6 mph on level ground and able to climb a privet hedge up to 5 feet high. In the initial design, no armament was fitted, the sponsons being painted red and provided with small hortizontal slots for the posting of letters, which could then be sorted while the vehicle was in motion by an on-board team.
The crew numbered 6.65 - a driver, a commander, two delivery postmen, two sorters, a boy to make tea (0.5 crewman) and the statutory Post Office cat (0.15 crewmen).
Initially, the armour plate was 10mm thick, and was tested by smearing the entire outer surface in Bovril and parking it in the grounds of Battersea Dog's Home overnight. Due to an oversight, the cat was left on board, and although it survived physically unharmed, it was never quite the same again, and would go into convulsions every time it heard a jam-jar being opened.
The armour was increased to 12mm after what was referred to as the "Regent's Park Incident". Apart from the fact that the Zoological Gardens were involved, all other records seem to have been systematically destroyed. |
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In 1914, the first production batch was sequestered by the Admiralty on the direct orders of the First Lord, Winston Churchill. The original plan was to use the fleet to deliver a "Cease and Desist" order to the Kaiser at Potsdam, in person, but the plan failed because the Foreign Office failed to stick enough stamps on the envelope, and the Hohenzollerns refused to pay the surcharge. |
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The letter was returned marked "Undeliverable". After much discussion, extra stamps were authorized by a Cabinet committee and the letter re-posted in Autumn 1918; however, in December 1918 it was again returned, this time marked "Gone away - no forwarding address" and the plan was then abandoned. |
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