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"Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia - Doorstop" does exactly what it says in the title - ie it's a head shaped object, wrapped in horribly stained bandages, that you place against any door you want to keep open. (If you don't know the film you won't really get the idea)
It's not a real head of course,
but then you never can tell. It's best to leave it alone, propping the door open, or push it around with the special telescopic brush shaft that comes with it.
Inevitable delux version comes with a swarm of specially trained flies that orbit in close vicinity.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071249/
[xenzag, Mar 07 2018]
Paul Brickhill
https://en.wikipedi...wiki/Paul_Brickhill
Awesome [8th of 7, Mar 08 2018]
Bread_20Head
[xenzag, Mar 09 2018]
Wikipedia Page about Alfredo Garcia
https://en.wikipedi...d_of_Alfredo_Garcia
[AusCan531, Mar 09 2018]
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Doorstop is such a strange surname. Tommorow I
have a phone interview with a Mr. Cakebread. Liable
to be hungry after. |
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// Brickhill is my favourite surname. // |
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You have immaculate taste, which comes as something of a shock. <link> |
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Ah, dear Jeffrey - we do miss him. It's nice to have an internationally recognized standard of sick, evil weirdness that everyone can relate to. |
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But he's gone, now, like Marilyn Manson ... incest, cannibalism, dismemberment, all the old skills are dying out, it's so sad. Modern mass-murderers are so derivative and unimaginative, just plodding imitators. Where are the Ed Geins, the John Wayne Gaceys ? A new generation lacks role models to inspire them ... |
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[+] for the idea. Can it ooze some sort of re-useable non-staining ichor ? Something washable and silicone-based, harmless to pets (but not children or cats). |
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Refillable ooze is certainly possible - along with a variety of suitable odours of course. (these could be pleasant by way of contradiction) |
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"Something in here smells a bit strong …" |
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"Ah yes, it's the Hoot of Alfredo Garcia … " |
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I wonder if Monsanto has a Head of Lettuce. |
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If they do then that's probably what poisoned the Russian
and his daughter. |
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Given the excellence of their biotech, they have no need of such
crudity. |
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True.... Why worry about just two when you can openly
poison many millions. |
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Watch out for birdstrike while you're on that soapbox,
[xen]. |
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Ha Monsanto - so good they renamed it Frankensanto. |
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[8th of 7]- agreed, the old skills are dying out.
Today's generation simply has no truly creative source
of inspiration like the dynamic duo of Leopold and
Loeb. |
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Now we have giant corporations slowly killing millions with
their toxic muck where once there were just some
mavericks hiding away in cellars. |
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Besides, you only want to poison them a bit, not kill them. Dead
people don't buy your products
… |
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How about a bakery that makes sculpted loaves? "Bring me
the bread of Alfredo Garcia." |
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If Senr. G. was a sheep farmer, it would be possible to demand
"Bring me the herd of Alfredo Garcia !" … |
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or a mass murderer... polygamist.... tapestrier... gigolo... |
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//How about a bakery that makes sculpted loaves?// These
are already available, courtesy of yours truly. See last link. |
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I've added a Link to the Wikipedia entry about the movie
"Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" partially to provide
context - but mostly to invalidate [xenzag's] prior annotation
pointing the the 'last link'. |
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In what way does the wiki entry on the matter of Alfredo Garcia invalidate the fact that I posted the idea of "Bread Head" on the HB on? Explain please. My link posting is in response to Max's suggestion that there should be such an item - well there is, and I thought it up on Jul 10 2017 and posted it right here. |
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But it's no longer the "last link". |
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You still haven't explained. Have another try. |
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To be precise, [xen] mon amie, the Wikipedia link
invalidates your statement "See last link". En Anglais, "last"
means either "most recent" or "final", and your link is now
neither of those things. |
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It could be 'his' final link. But I doubt it. Hope
springs eternal... |
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Yes, Max, but it doesn't invalidate the link, and that's what
was
stated. Bring Me The Head of Auscan! Ha |
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The link wasn’t being invalidated, just the part of the
annotation pointing to ‘the last link’. And if you want my
head [xenzag] you should know it’s actually pretty valuable
as it contains brains that I’ve hardly ever used. |
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In any event, I’ve had way more fun with my little ‘Link’
joke than it probably deserves, so now let’s talk about
Zelda.... |
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//see last link.// is what was stated. At least that's
what's shown in my universe... |
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