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if you felt my chin you'd know the answer. |
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Probably just a bit woozy after having
had steel plates inserted in his cheeks
to give a firm enough surface to read
his braille beard easily. |
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I'll have you know I have a firm and manly chin! grrrr. |
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I can read you like a book |
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You're an odd litte man. :) |
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[-] Why? Just....just why? |
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//Now I just need to find a deaf/blind girl// |
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I would suggest she would need to be deaf and blind <contracts>. |
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'if you can read this braille you're too close' |
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is the kindda thing you might write if you weren't very funny. ahem. |
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Still my favourite halfbake ever. |
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awww cheers spiritualized. |
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My only problem with this is that as someone whose sideburns *still* won't meet in the middle, I'm unlikely to ever get to try it. [+] |
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I may bring out a scalp variant. |
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I've baked the scalp variant. Well, sort of. Tried things like tire tracks and abstract geometric designs. What the hell - pass me the smallest shaver you've got. |
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what about a pubic variant... any takers? |
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etherman - "if you can read this your too close" ? |
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<pedant>"if you can read this you're too close"</pedant> |
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