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Bottomless Toaster

The iPhone of toasters.
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Without a bottom, crumbs from this toaster fall onto the counter where they can be swept away. This toaster will never pick up a burning smell or start smoking as soon as you turn it on, like mine does. Additionally, Apple has shown us that there is a market for products with no "right side up". The bottomless toaster can be placed on the counter either way. The rack moves in and out to grip the bread like a normal toaster, but instead of being at the bottom of the rack the endplate is at the center. The charging handle is normally centered on the side of the toaster and it can be pulled either direction so that nomatter which end you put the bread in it will be held by the endplate then move down between the elements.

Not for laminate countertops.

DIYMatt, Jan 13 2013

Smelling burnt toast? http://en.wikipedia...iki/Wilder_Penfield
Look no further your answer is at hand [Brian the Painter, Jan 14 2013]


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       [+] brilliant and shiny.   

       If you offset the handle, then for one orientation it can handle the larger slices of bread that normally require a few passes on a regular toaster.
FlyingToaster, Jan 13 2013
  

       Even better if it can be wireless.
pocmloc, Jan 13 2013
  

       Would it be more simple to place this toaster on its side?
Brian the Painter, Jan 13 2013
  

       Don't be ridiculous
DIYMatt, Jan 13 2013
  

       Because it's round.
rcarty, Jan 13 2013
  

       Will it still be topless though?   

       you do know that all toasters are bottomless, with a tray to stop crumbs from hitting the counter top right? Does your counter need more crumbs? You know what they say about people who smell burnt toast - better bite a pencil. see link
Brian the Painter, Jan 14 2013
  

       So, not like a bottomless cup of coffee then?
UnaBubba, Jan 14 2013
  

       Or two?
blissmiss, Jan 14 2013
  

       bottomless toaster=image of flyingtoaster forgetting to wear pants to work!
Brian the Painter, Jan 14 2013
  

       Yesterday was take your pants off subway day, or is it today here? I've lost all track of time, sorry.
blissmiss, Jan 14 2013
  

       ^^who says I wear pants to work in the first place ?   

       "//subway day//"
ahdammit, I thought it was the end of January: next year.
FlyingToaster, Jan 14 2013
  


 

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