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Botticelli's Birth of a Prawn is based on the famous painting Birth of Venus, except instead of Venus rising from a clam shell, there is a cooked prawn rising from a potato crisp.
This is because Botticelli's Birth of a Prawn is in fact a luxury new type of crisp. Instead of coming in a cheap plastic
bag, these crisps are packaged in a protective box, with each carefully sculpted crisp and prawn being assigned to an individual compartment, appropriately festooned with angelic cherubs.
Most appropriate present for a certain royal wedding. (not that They will ever thank me)
Botticelli's Birth of Venus
http://3.bp.blogspo...tticelli_venus1.jpg like this, only with a prawn rising from a crisp [xenzag, Apr 29 2011]
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We require firm assurances that this product will be produced by
barely paid and badly treated child labour working excessively
long hours in appaling conditions, otherwise we will remov e our
croissant. |
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"Birth of a Pawn" might be more enlightening for a Royal family... |
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[8th of 7] They will be hand made by starving artists under my direction, their legs individually fashioned into a swirling imitation of Venus's flowing blond locks of hair. |
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From the picture, Venus was clearly an Essex girl. Any other
young lady would have covered both tits. And what's with
the guy trying to blow her hair away? |
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The hair's what she'd covered her other tit with. He's doing you a favor, mate. |
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You could say it's almost prawn-a-graphic. |
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No, I couldn't. But you could. |
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What's that de-facto graphic for tumblweed … ? |
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I should have known better.... my next idea will be for a new type of gear-box oil....mutter, mutter, mutter... philistines |
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What did the Renaissance do to you? |
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What, you mean apart from the wine, the roads, the aqueducts,
the stable currency, the postal service, the architecture…? |
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Tell us more about this new gearbox. |
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Seconded. Enquiring minds want to know what sort of
gearbox oil would come from the mind that gave us Cowboy
Wishbone, Snail Koans, and Enter The Room Full of Dead
Chairs. |
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//Enter The Room Full of Dead Chairs//
I'm not even going to look up that one up...some things man was not meant to know. |
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Coward … we looked, and it's amusing rather than sinister. |
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Well, admittedly, if it was late at night and you were alone, it
could be pretty spooky. |
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+ I was hoping it would be a rock opera by some heady band.
Good, despite my letdown. |
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