h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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Dissatsified with your current toilet paper brand ?
BorgCo are now manufacturing the ultimate in toilet tissue.
This specially engineered paper is wound not on a tubular former but on a rectangular one; a full roll is therefore cubic in external dimensions. They can be purchased in packs of 8,
27, or 64, all fitted efficiently into cubical exterior packaging.
Each section is printed either with imagery of a unique Borg drone, or useful facts, figures, designs and other data about the Borg Collective.
Although the roll seems superficially to be separable into separate units, in fact they are all inextricably linked together, thus if you try anything on just one unit all the others will immediately respond ... so, don't try anything unless you're prepared for the whole lot coming after you.
Far better than Jim Kirk for wiping out Klingons round Uranus.
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Only in the land of mathematical matter would
wrapped toilet paper continue to be remotely cuboid
after several layers are wrapped. |
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I suggest a compressive female mold. |
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