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A suitably shaped tree or shrub, worn as a rainhat. Evergreens are obviously best year-round, their cone shapes and needles a natural for shedding water, but deciduous types can be used during inclement warm weather.
Alternatively to a simple shallow ceramic flowerpot, a quilted skullcap allows roots
to grow down the sides.
At home the headgear should be stored on a mannikin head, of course, in the sun.
Decorate for Christmas.
Living_20Hat
[hippo, Mar 15 2018]
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It would need some careful branch-bending. Evergreens
such as pines generally have upward-pointing branches, so
that rainwater trickles toward the trunk. |
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In that case, selectively breed camels to be really
tiny and have them roam around your head-mounted
bonsai
rainforest, drinking all the water. |
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This will go great with my Chia-poncho. |
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Wasn't he a Mexican drugs baron? |
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You mean Honcho Pia, leader of the Japanese neo-Geisha movement. |
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So who was Pancho Viola, then ? He wore some Brero or other, didn't he ? |
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Via Poncho a Fiero ? "The Way of the Fiery Raincoat" : a martial art for public exhibition. |
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... or some sort of deeply disturbing Buddhist protest involving volatile accelerants. |
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