h a l f b a k e r yMay contain nuts.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Located in pubs in central Scotland with a field trial in Cumbernauld. Facial Information is extracted from every female in the venue and given a 'boiler rating' at to how attractive she is. This measurement is based on a regression analysis from data on what makes women non-hideous (Nature, 1996). This
information is translated onto a large screen on a wall, with 'boilertherms' joining birds of equal ghastliness. Useful for spotting HOUND COLD FRONTS coming in the door, or 'hen nights' ('shower party' in the USA). A HOUND FORECAST can be given for different pubs based on historical data.
A jasper filter should be feasible, wherein women who appear butch can be given a MELON FARMER RATING.
We could have a WAP server for pooling roaster data from venues in the town / city in question, so one can choose the venue with the lowest MONSTER QUOTIENT.
The unisex version...
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Uglatron
A similar idea but based on personal preferences. [DrBob, Feb 09 2001]
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
| |
Gee...I am sure all the women will flock to that bar. |
|
| |
Cumber-NAULD is a new town next to Glasgow, Scotland where Irn Bru and rolls and sausage are consumed like malted milks are in your neck of the woods. |
|
| |