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Would the image created not be "Hey! Stop pulling
on my many nearly invisible fecking body hairs!" ? |
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No category update? How about Culture: Profanity or Fashion: Body Modification? |
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Hair isn't conductive. Any electrical impulse would have to be attached firmly to the skin. |
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Maybe this is what goosebumps and shivers is all
about already? |
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Maybe... but probably not. |
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You could possibly mimic the sensation of perpetually rolling a boulder up-hill... sort of a photosisyphus through folicalibration if you will. |
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I will not, and I'm offended at the mere suggestion! I bite
my thumb at thee, sir! |
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Yes... well, the umbrage I've taken at your extremital nibbling is exceeded only by my disdain for the dilapidated condition of your cuticles. Good day to you sir. |
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I have acute inflammatory cuticulitis. It's not something I'm
comfortable discussing and I'll thank you to leave my
embarrassing medical condition out of this. Low blow,
[fries]. |
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mm'yes quite. I'm afraid my insecurities have caused me to retort in a quite undignified manner and I appologise profusely for the transgression. Please accept this white elephant as recompense for my thoughtlessly mallicious attack on your personage. I officially rescind my good-day to you, and you may feel free to have a bad day if you wish. |
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White Elephant accepted. Please take this Rhinoceros as a
token of my reciprocal gratitudification. Thumb-bite
rescinded; I bite my thumb, sir, but I do not bite my thumb
at thee, sir. |
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Indubitably. I will call him Thomas. |
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What's so damn cute about your infallible cuticulitis? |
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I don't know. Note the indefinite article. |
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