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Ms. Pluterday was born into a family afflicted with male pattern baldness (M.P.B.). She has sadly witnessed crop circles appearing overnight in her brothers’ hair. Inspired by Robert the Bruce, she designed a remedy.
Unlike unsavory Ronco products, which unsuccessfully attempt to hide hair deficiencies,
Blue Pate does quite the reverse. A dye, specifically designed to bond to skin and not to hair, permanently colors the bare pate a bright blue. Spray on, leave for 5 minutes, and shampoo. Gives the impression of a robin’s egg in a nest.
Simply adorable.
Hair Desert
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Hair_20Desert
Another option. [Monkfish, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
The Blue Pate Special
http://www.usatoday...n-group-arrival.jpg
So THAT'S what happened to these guys. [jurist, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Not "The Blue Pate Special"
http://www.grantlee...iscs/blueplate.html
[jurist, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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<sigh> oh woad is me <sigh> |
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Ardennes pate? Oh no, another chapter for “Case Studies in Marketing Disasters”. |
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A pretty big egg in a small nest. Cuckoo? |
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If you lose the fringe, you might draw on some continents and turn yourself into a useful reference work. |
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Wallace wouldnae'uv worn woad (Nor the Bruce either, for that matter). |
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This begs for enterprising Hair Salons and Barbershops everywhere to start offering "The Blue Pate Special" on their menu of services. (link) |
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This is cute but could go ballistic if your brother is serenaded by Princess Fiona. Then that cute robin's egg, and it is cute, becomes an exploding egg. |
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Still, this could make a great party trick. I would love this. |
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I bet your brother loves you. (+) |
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I misread this as' Blue Peter badge for male pattern baldness ' |
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Is this blue paté tasteless? |
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"I want it to be spring and I want to brush my hair out in front of a mirror and I want a kitty and I want some new clothes." (stolen) |
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