h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Bling-Box
Jewellery box appropriately designed for tacky bling | |
My mother used to keep her jewellery in
a
box which contained a ballerina figure,
who would spin slowly in sync with the
benign tink, tonk music, when the lid
was opened.
Bling-Box is an updated version of this
container, suitable for storing the tacky
baubles of a fashionable, metro-man.
When you flip open its lid, a downwardly
facing woofer, hidden under the box,
begins pumping out a relentless bassy
rap, but it has other hidden delights to
compliment the theme.
Instead of the demur ballerina, a pole
dancing figure twirls into animated
action
as the contents of the box bounce up
and
down in response to the throbbing beat.
jutta- Da Weasel?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Weasel [xandram, May 08 2007]
Pop goes the Weasel
http://en.wikipedia...Pop_Goes_the_Weasel The Eagle pub on the City Road in London's Borough of Islington, has a section of these lyrics inscribed on one of its outside walls.... aren't you glad you know this? [xenzag, May 08 2007]
[for 21 Quest] Snopes: How to catch a monkey.
http://message.snop...owthread.php?t=6015 The source for the statements in my annotation. [jutta, May 08 2007]
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+ but I'm thinking it should have some rapper pop out of the top. |
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Not a body piercing idea? |
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//Not a body piercing idea? // |
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haha, no. It's so nobody can snatch your jewelley. |
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As opposed to jeweling their... never mind. |
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[xandram] "So, how did your career get started, MC Weasel?" |
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Now, does anyone have any ideas for a device to remove the beer left in one's sinuses after snorting it out one's nose? |
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cool [jutta], a rappin' jack in the box?
(btw, this idea was just lying around until I churned it with Pop goes the rapper.) I know [xenzag] is happy because he deserves it! |
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//Now, does anyone have any ideas for a device to remove the beer left in one's sinuses after snorting it out one's nose?// |
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I would suggest a straw, perhaps a Shop Vac. |
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In motivational speaking and in the book "The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance", that configuration is a "monkey trap". (With the specifics of the monkeys and trap setters varying the way they do when people make stuff up.) A racoon trap similar to what you describe existed, but relied on a sharp nail to get the racoon stuck. |
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