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This remarkable new anti-ageing skin cream
contains actual microscopic black holes
(each one, say, the size of an atom with
anything up to a milligram of mass). Because these black
holes slow down time in their vicinity, the manufacturer
can just about support the normally idiotic claims about
combating ageing.
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if it enters the food chain, what damage will it do? |
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I wonder what a microscopic black hole would taste like |
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Below a certain size black holes are unstable. You'll have a few nanoseconds to apply this cream before your face becomes a superfine mist. |
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Blackheads and pimples would squeeze themselves, though
wound healing may be a problem. |
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Mine could definitely use some beauty products, enriched or otherwise. |
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I still have some face cream my daughter brought back when
she was studying in Tel Aviv. It's got Dead Sea stuff in it.
Didn't do much. I'm not buying any of your Black hole stuff, it
sounds like a gimmick to me. And to you, apparently. |
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