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Biometric Stationary/office equipment

Stops office freeloaders raiding your desk

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Biometric stationary and equipment such as a lockable file, pen, desk fan, chair and pc. Would stop people 'adjusting' your chair, stealing stationary and generally being thieving lazy b'stards. I'm sure I could lock most of this away in my desk locker but due to starting everyday with a raging hangover the keys are often mislaid. I have however never lost my fingers or forgotton where I have put them.

—	S-note, May 10 2010

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Yes - by that I mean people moving it to their desk

—	S-note, May 10 2010

Claymore mines would be your friend on this one, we believe.

—	8th of 7, May 10 2010

I misread this as "biomimetic stationary/office eqiupment", which would be fun. A chameleonesque stapler, or a printer which conserved energy by suspending itself sloth-like from the ceiling and moving really slowly.

—	MaxwellBuchanan, May 10 2010

Oh, printer. Misread that as "manager" which makes far more sense.

—	8th of 7, May 10 2010

hmmmmm moveable stationary. interesting.

—	po, May 11 2010

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