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Presumably to be followed by "The Crawley Family's Excellent Adventure" ... ? |
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I haven't watched Downton Abbey. but I would expect
that an episode of BaTaDA would run as follows (to first
ad break):
<Ext, day, it is misty and cold, a shooting brake pulls up
on the gravel outside a large English house, the household
staff stand lined up, shivering, from the car steps
WAYWARD SON and his CRONIES>
WAYWARD SON: what ho servants I am finished shooting
and am going to see my aged disapproving parents
GAY BUTLER: very good sir
CRONIES (variously): pip pip! / tally ho! / girfuy!
<Int, the library, day, MALE PARENT sits reading a large
newspaper. dust motes whirl idly in what low autumn
light comes through the windows, FEMALE PARENT sits
fretfully picking at the embroidered arm of the chaise
longue, GAY BUTLER enters>
GAY BUTLER: your Wayward Son
<WAYWARD SON enters>
WAYWARD SON: what ho parents i have been shooting
things. with my gun.
MALE PARENT: it is time you were married
<WAYWARD SON casts furtive, wet eyed look out of
library window to see PLAIN JANE SCULLERY MAID's face
pressed, similarly furtive and wet eyed against the glass>
FEMALE PARENT: we have arranged it all.
<GAY BUTLER re-enters>
GAY BUTLER: your future wife
<BODACIOUS BABE enters>
FEMALE PARENT: this is who you will marry.
MALE PARENT: the wedding is to be tomorrow
FEMALE PARENT: Gay Butler, you may go
GAY BUTLER: certainly, ma'am
FEMALE PARENT: oh and Gay Butler, please dismiss
Scullery Maid without a reference
<with a crackle of cheap special effects, an Amercian
telephone box appears in the library, out
step BILL S. PRESTON ESQ and TED "THEODORE" LOGAN>
BILL: no way, we made it!
TED: yeah, we made it!
<BILL and TED play air guitar> |
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A blue police box also pops in from nowhere... |
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Is it possible to re-enter without previously exitting? |
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category. On a related note I hope to one day write an idea that truly belongs in other:general |
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{discrete applause for [calum]} |
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// I hope to one day write an idea that truly belongs in other:general // |
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Will it involve Kernel Error, Major Fault and Private Grief ? |
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The theme tune for this movie is already written <link> |
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I predict that Bill and Ted will suffer a time-travel
accident in 1990 that propels them back to 1920’s
England, where they pick up key characters of
Downton Abbey, and then are propelled forward to
2020. Bizarrely, Bill and Ted have aged 30 years in
the process. The members of Downton, have aged
only 5 years, but seem better adapted to the
current political situation. |
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//political situation// Steady on old chap. We don't want to
panic people. |
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