h a l f b a k e r yYeah, I wish it made more sense too.
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Such toilet paper should probably be sold with two brands - one with Republican presidents and the other with Democrat presidents. |
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Why stop at Clinton? Can you name one US President in
the last 40 years who was any less deserving of the
honour?
Just don't use pictures of them with their tongues out. |
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Baked (although probably no longer available). Platypus Marketing, Ridgewood N.J., marketed "Wipe Out Clinton" toilet paper in 1996. (They also have other kinds of custom printed toilet paper.) |
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Lest you think contempt of Bill Clinton is the only emotion inspiring this kind of demonstrativeness, other kinds of political toilet papers have featured Jesse Helms and the Starr Report. |
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Somebody's thinkin' inside their little box. I'm neither Republican nor Democrat, but I know Clinton is deserving of this product.
Just to prove I'm an equal opportunity basher, Richard Nixon needs some sort of gag gift of his own too. The Watergate Waterpick? Only problem is, it wouldn't sell so well seeing as he's no longer a daily news item.
G.W. would be fodder for a product, but he hasn't done anything deserving of it since he's become president. We'll just wait and see if the George W. Chia-Bush is necessary or not. |
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rcornell - I have to agree, Nixon came to mind with me as well but that was for an American to raise. However the sins of past political figures tend to be conveniently forgotten in these times of substained media and political attacks. |
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If you're going to include Nixon you really should include
the guy who pardoned him. Bush, Reagan, Johnson,
Kennedy, Truman are all pretty obviously deserving. I
doubt there were any who don't deserve a little shit.
Why not just do a "Presidents of the USA" toilet paper
roll. Start at square one with Washington and continue
on through to Bush II, repeat as necessary. |
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On a similar line, how about a 'Monarchs of the UK' loo roll? One would obviously have to skip out HM The Queen, to avoid treason, but just think, in a few years time, you could use Charlie Boy to clean your rear. Or the DofE. What about Fergie? |
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Why not just do what I imagine you already do: use the newspaper. If you like you can save the sections of the paper with pictures of Pres. Clinton.
Myself, I prefer to follow our *president's/ errr president select's lead and use the American Flag. |
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It's not that I dislike clinton, it's that I favor celebrity toilet paper. Croissant. Wash your hands first, please. |
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[rcornell] any change of mind on Dubya's deserving of feces smeared on his face? |
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Hmmm... Women might just buy all of this TP whenever it came in. After all they use it mostly on another location.... Just a thought. |
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+ if you change Clinton to Bush... or does
he use a dip-stick to clean his arse ?? |
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