h a l f b a k e r yCall Ambulance,
Rebuild Kitchen.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
Men, generally, like girls in bikinis.
Men like cars, and especially like clean glossy cars that show off how much they don't care if women think they're compensating. So, the bikini car wash was born. It's a great fundraiser for cheerleading squads, high school bands, and down-in-the-dumps pornographic
film production companies. Admittedly, the audience is a little creepy and frequently consists of beer-swilling tattooed men in pickup trucks, but that's to be expected, I think.
Generally, men also like barbecue. Oddly enough, if you say "Free barbecue!" you'll get a bit of a beer-swilling tattoo-sporting pickup-driving overlap with the bikini car wash crowd.
I was driving down the road the other day and passed a pretty girl (clothed) holding up a sign that said, "BBQ!" on the side of the road.
I came up with two ideas: one, she and her friends could coat my car in barbecue sauce and rinse it off, but that would be stupid. And it would leave me hungry, which would also be stupid.
Or two: The bikini car wash could come with a barbecue pulled-chicken sandwich. Just pull up, shell out your money, and get a car wash, a show, and manfood all at once.
Fundraising bonus for the purveyors of said car wash: Wet-naps are an extra $5.
Combine with this...
cheerleading_20spell-o-rama
jutta's idea [The Acrimonious Obfuscator, Jul 25 2006]
Female Trouble
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Female_Trouble
girls could look like ..... [xenzag, Jul 25 2006]
[link]
|
| |
shallow! but we expect no less... |
|
| |
You wouldn't say that if you saw how shiny my Hyundai was... |
|
| |
Fundraisers? I think not. They're thinly veiled courses that teach underage girls just how easy it is to get guys to give up their money without having to put out. |
|
| |
Combine it with barbecue pulled chicken, though, and I might just have to pull in. |
|
| |
Who barbecues the chicken...? |
|
| |
// without having to put out. // Whaddaya mean?! They are giving you a BBQ sandwich aren't they? |
|
| |
// Who barbecues the chicken...? // Jessica Simpson. |
|
| |
A big, overweight, back hair having, greasy man wearing shiny black speedos and cowboy boots. Yumm! Oh, I would just snap that right up. |
|
| |
You are one nasty piece of cutlery. |
|
| |
I think this should be combined with jutta's idea from last year (See Link). That would be the best fundraiser/statutory -rape-initiator ever. |
|
| |
//coat my car in barbecue sauce and rinse
it off, but that would be stupid// not to me
it wouldn't - I'm thinking of a range of
tasty sauces to help with an "Eat your Own
Car" fest - (off topic) it's just a notion, but
I could work on it, so bun for the spark,
and also John Waters quality of your idea
itself (see link) |
|
| |
//You are one nasty piece of cutlery.// |
|
| |
What? What did I say? Everyone knows they make the best barbecue, I mean, that's how my dad use to cook in the yard. |
|
| |
Not bad. If I recall correctly, it was about a year ago now, that one ex-baker decided that he'd invented the bikini car wash. |
|
| |
sorry, I would never eat barbequed bikini, except I did read about a ham bikini here at the hb, so that one might work. |
|
| |
Wow, I didn't even think about barbecuing bikinis...though that would be a bit stringy. |
|
| |
You would not even need wet naps. Just leave the windows open. |
|
| |
hmph <consults Betty Friedan> |
|
| |
<discovers Betty Friedan has passed away...still unable to give bun> |
|
| |