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Big Yellow Brain Bin Bags are exactly as described ie they are coloured bright yellow and have brain fold details printed on them.
Instead of having squared corners they also have a softened oval contour. This all means that when stuffed with rubbish and a draw-string pulled, they fill out to resemble
oversized brains.
Now when there are garbage strikes such as in Paris at the moment, instead of dreary black bags, the streets will be filled with piles of large yellow brains.
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Rats might make them pulsate in an interesting way. Well, maybe not pulsate, exactly - but move a bit, anyway. |
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Pulsations are always approved. |
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Oh I thought these would be binbags (perhaps slightly blue-tinted with extra strong ties and seams) specially for disposing of any surplus big yellow brains that you have finished using. Because obviously it looks suspicious if you just put them in with the normal rubbish. |
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Human 'Garbage brains' have created the problem, so [+] for making behind-the-scenes visible. |
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I propose that the 'Big Yellow Brain' bags be used to dispose of items requiring smart processing to solve for their inevitable enviro-impact, eg: appliances, e-waste, layered fabrics requiring deconstruction. |
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The companion completely-compostable bin bag 'Big Lettuce' is filled with compostable items (foods/drinks, paper coffee filters, cottonballs) and can roll directly downhill at a compost farm to be made into new dirt. |
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This is arbitrary and unrelated, so sorry but I had to tell someone. Chatbots are now capable of creating instructions for 3-D printing of arbitrary objects. I am very excited about this. With a little copy-pasting and easy intermediate steps it is now possible to just tell your computer, "print me a spoon" |
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I remember seeing a Victorian butter wrap made of paper, printed with cabbage leaf design, so that when the butter pat was wrapped it looked like it was wrapped in cabbage leaves. Apparently cabbage leaves were a traditional wrap for butter in pre-butter-paper-wrap days. |
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TIL about butter and cabbage |
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//butter churn//
A churn is for making butter, not for storing it. Must do better, ChatGPT. |
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It's almost as if ChatGPT copied their homework from someone else, isn't it? |
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I'm totally at ease with AI, and confident that when it comes be being creative (in the manner of producing ideas like this one and many similar ones), there is no competition with the human mind's ability to produce mad ideas. |
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