h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Since they refuse to adapt a real point scoring system, I say they eliminate the confusion (when my son asks me how many points Venus has, I have to go into this long, only-serious-fans-allowed lecture about how they score the friggin thing) by adapting totally meaningless names for the score levels.
Instead of Love-15-30-40-game, we'll call them Dingy-Magma-Toast-Buzzsaw-Cream Puff. Or something. That way when my son asks, "What's the score?" I can say fun things like "Cream Puff-Dingy".
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"Toast" should be zero, that way we could say something like "Seles was toast." |
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Croissant>Fishbone would be my pick for win without points against |
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But keep the win-by-2 business. I've always liked that aspect of tennis. It should be used in other sports. |
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(gt! long temps, aucun voyez.) |
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How about 'croissant' instead of 'advantage'. |
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(I couldn't stay away forever, waugsqueke... could I?) |
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you just try getting out, swami my lad <g> |
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[ravenswood] I love when they do that! |
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At work the other day, out of idle curiosity (or complete boredom perhaps) I read the introduction to a textbook about commodities trading that started out with an analogy saying that commodities trading *seems* complicated but is actually as simple and strightfowrd as greeting someone on the street before launching into the most utterly abstruse, arcane and downright impenetrable screed I can recall reading. |
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I liked extreme and unintentional irony. |
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<lee evans> Fifteen? Sod off!One!! </lee evans> |
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