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But tie it the same as you tie a regular tie. It's like it is saying, "yeah
and my dick wears a tie." I'm doing it right now. It kind if says f u to
authority, except that I am nearly 50 years old and have had the
same bureaucratic job for 10 years, so not really.
Not even vaguely related...
Buttinfront_20Fashions
[normzone, Apr 21 2014]
(?) //the wearing of gloves on the feet//
http://www.vibramfivefingers.com
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Do you still have the long and short dependent
ends? Because considering your abdominal girth
as compared to that of your neck, I am surprised
there is any left to hang down. |
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I am thinking if you had a special long tie (or you
were very thin) you could have the knot in the
back at your sacrum, and bring the end under
between your legs, up, loop it under the waist
belt tie and then have it hang down. Then you
would not need to wear anything else. You could
go to the beach! |
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// . Then you would not need to wear
anything else. You could go to the beach // |
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In your case, [bungs], the brown paper bag
over your head would still be mandatory, to
avoid scaring children, the elderly, seagulls,
and young donkeys of a nervous disposition. |
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Here I was thinking that this would be leather neckties with buckles. |
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In response to which I propose button down collared pants. |
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Or ok yes leather neckties with buckles if you want to go
down town Charlie Brown. I was thinking more of a
shakespearean collar around the waist. |
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[+] to button down collared pants version. |
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Next step, a shirt neck with belt loops, a zip front to the neck, and a big buckled belt. |
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My contribution to the more extreme extension of this concept will be restricted to the wearing of gloves on the feet. (Others will have to decide what to do with the cowboy boots, hats, etc.) |
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[pocmloc] My sister-in-law runs, and wears those <link>. |
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Her nephews call them her "gorilla feet" -- which actually pleases her no end, because her dream (and I mean seriously) is to go to visit the gorillas in Rwanda, to join the troop, to vanish into the mist with them, and never to return. |
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Normally I wouldn't know about stuff like gorilla feet, but just by chance, I do. The link is still interesting. |
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What I had in mind is something that gives one that trendy vervet monkey or baboon look, with long fingers stuffed with something - perhaps snacks? Almost a new kind of winklepicker. |
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