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its a magnifying glass affixed over your belly button
stick it on or wear a shirt that has a magnifying window built in.
Make your belly button appear 4x larger than it actually is
use it to perform a proper lint or crud inspection etc...
also sold with a right angle mirror attachment
for those of us who can not crook our neck enough to maintain proper hygiene
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You know what? This is just gross and icky enough
to catch on in a big way...with the forgottens and
the disenfranchised. |
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