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As everyone knows, traditionally zombies are interested in brains, though there have been exceptions in the past: Sex zombies in Cronenberg's "Shivers".
I propose the beer zombie, a new type of zombie that goes about looking for beer.
Brains...
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/brains... Beer zombies just find these to be a nuisance. [zombie, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
take off, eh!!
http://bobanddougmckenzie.com/ the original beer zombies, hoser. [mihali, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
strange brew
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086373 and this is their movie. [mihali, Nov 09 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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I am that beer zombie. So definitely baked <burps>. |
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Must have beer! <stagger>
I think this idea's brewed, not baked. |
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Quick, shoot it in the liver! |
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I'm sorry to say that this zombie HAS been invented and it DOES exist. Unfortunately, I'm married to it. |
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What brand do beer zombies drink? I think Bud or some other awful, tasteless, crappy beer. Maybe Miller. |
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Check out the episode 'Beer Bad' in Buffy, series 4. |
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, cloud of beef jerky. |
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Maybe they would prever Pabst blue ribbon, or Natural Light. |
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+1 how have I missed this. |
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