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yes, but you can just throw a pile of cordwood on the bed and stay up all night. |
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i know i've set a bedtime alarm clock for myself in the past, and this is a clever way of doing that. +bun. |
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/because it kept scaring the crap out of me./ -[rcarty] |
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Ha! I thought that only happened to me. I have my alarm set very loud because I sleep without my hearing aids, then I forget to turn it off if I get up early. Next thing I know, it goes off like a screaming banshee right next to my now fully funtional ears. I can usually keep my startled leaps down to three feet. |
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Better than a bed that stands up, turns off your computer or TV, escorts you back to the bed room using the optional handgun if need be. Yells "Go to me." And lies back down expecting you to lie down on top of it and go to sleep. |
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