h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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I'm not sure this would discourage all bedbugs, but I
bet it would discourage some (especially with the
tape or poison.) Good enough for my bun. [+] |
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do you really want to share your bed with angry bedbugs? |
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why ARE they making a comeback in US anyway? |
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They are developing resistance to some common pesticides. |
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//why ARE they making a comeback in US anyway?// According to the new Tea party, the "immigrants" are bringing them in. |
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So, bedbugs is caused by either ilegal immigration or climate
change? If only we knew whether bedbugs voted Republican
or Democrat, we'd have an answer. |
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I think we should blame DARPA. They must've done some bedbug research for biological warfare. |
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//"immigrants" are bringing them in// err, what's an "immigrant" ? Probably not immigrants 'cuz I don't think they show up at the border with bedding... 'cept maybe the "good" sheets, but they'd be clean anyways. |
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Buddy hypothesizes that new immigrants get a reputation being pest-ridden 'cuz they often import food unavailable locally... and the food they import isn't packaged to the standards required for a couple thousand mile trip. |
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The real solution is of course irradiation, which would either kill the bedbugs or turn them into forty foot ravenous monsters: win-win. |
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"It's all the fault of the Jews and the bicyclists." |
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Where do bedbugs live when they're not bedbugging? I
assumed that they lived inside the mattress, in which case
this invention would simply stop them from leaving. Or
aren't they? |
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They tend to live in crevices in the bed frame, and will travel from room to room in search of sustenance. |
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// "It's all the fault of the Jews and the bicyclists." // |
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You are Adolf Schicklgruber, and we claim our Five Dollars. |
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By the way, you're right ... about the cyclists. |
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You're not thinking of administrators, are you? |
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Check if they predate their own kind. If they don't, they're bedbugs. |
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//Where do bedbugs live when they're not
bedbugging?// |
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Could be they spend the day shift in the cracks of our
bodies (you know where they are), cleverly not
biting, so as not to be detected. |
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Then, at night, what [IT] said. |
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