h a l f b a k e r yI think this would be a great thing to not do.
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It's really simple. Stick a reinforced bag of beans in a modified grenade launcher, and fire them halfway across the city from the local farm to your house (or wherever) quickly! The exploding action will pre-heat the beans, and the impact will pre-mash them!
(Warning: Does not apply to lima beans.
If problems occur, please visit your local chiropractor.)
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(-) That's just not how you cook beans - they're either going to burn or not change. |
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perhaps a misdirection toward spuds would prove more beneficial. more people like mashed potatoes than mashed beans. just sayin' |
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Cops already use beanbag rounds in grenade launchers for crowd control: the beans aren't baked, but I think this idea is... |
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I doubt anyone has tried to cook beans using this...err, "method". Maybe they would be good! You might want some water in there, or perhaps a savory broth. |
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baked projectiles don't work so great in
cannon. i tried a baked potato once, it
blew apart and sprayed potato shrapnel
for twenty feet. looked pretty cool but had
no range. |
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You could use a laser to heat the water, which would quickly turn into steam, providing the propulsion, and a more even cooking. Of course, that wouldn't work so well in a regular grenade launcher, |
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But this is not a problem, because, Strange606, the cops don't use grenade launchers to fire their bean bags either. They use shotguns. |
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Hmm, I wonder how gunpowder would do as a seasoning... |
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