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After a day on the beach in the hot sand, my feet feel
smooth
and relaxed. I want to duplicate that in a home sand box,
with a heating element. Would be a closable box, so Felix
the cat can't make free...
Use of this product inconsistant with the directions
invalidates warranty.
Toxic British Beaches
http://www.timesonl.../article7134035.ece put on your chemical protection suits, children... we're heading to the beach [xenzag, Jun 07 2010]
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and the broken beer bottles, festering chips, chewed up plastic and fecal matter (British beaches) |
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I'm so sorry guys, I was under the impression the UK
beaches were pristine. ala flickr photos |
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British beaches are rancid... see link. |
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And a spray nozzle and large fan to give the illusion of rain and gales. |
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then it sounds to me like you folks need this product
more than anyone. |
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Is there a bully-boy version where a little boot comes out and kicks sand in your face? |
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And a seagull tethered to the box, waiting for you to toss it some of your soft pretzel? |
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oh I know where you can get that! |
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Ah yes - the Niger Delta. Far more oil gets into the sea there every year than has been released in the Gulf of Mexico this year. They have less effective PR though... |
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Not all British beaches are yucky - there are a plenty of places that take a real pride in having a pleasant, clean and healthy coastline - Yes there are problems in some places, but to characterise everywhere as being like that is to make a pretty sweeping generalisation. |
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The British Beach-in-a-Box will need to be covered in wood slick timber. |
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who said that? I've read this twice, and I can't find
anything about vac. cleaners, nor Hoovers for that
matter. |
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I think it's in response to my sweeping generalisation comment - how would people in the UK clean their floors if they didn't use a vacuum cleaner? (assuming - or generalising that is - that they all have hard floors, and not carpets) |
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