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Battery Water
make water powered batteries during the coronavirus emergency | |
Battery Water Announced today!
To help out during the Covid-19 emergency, from today the UK government has introduced battery water as a free initiative.
Until the emergency is lifted, householders will receive pre-charged mains tap water.
Here's how it works:
from 12am to 12pm beginning
today, positively charged water will be delivered and from 12 mid-day until midnight, this will be complimented by negatively charged water.
The water is totally safe to drink, but to be used as a source of battery power, it should be kept in separate containers. Two small glasses will be sufficient to operate a low wattage light bulb for 20 minutes, while several gallons are needed to power a toaster.
Note - boiling the water neutralises the effect.
see illustration in link
Battery Water
https://sodabred.tu...a-halfbaked-idea-by
for a limited time only [xenzag, Apr 01 2020]
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These waters, not run through a coiled pipe that has magnets and wiring attached, are they? I wouldn't want spoiled water. |
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"Don't cross the streams." |
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Would a sip from the first delivered batch improve my
personality? |
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Isn't it a bit late for you to consider getting one ? You've managed perfectly well so far... |
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What if you shower at midnight? |
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If you then feed him after midnight, you get [UnaBubba]. |
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For those who failed to take up the opportunity of
the Water Battery initiative yesterday, there was
such a drain on the UK’s reservoirs, that the entire
scheme was switched off at midnight. This means
there is nothing to be gained by way of electrical
storage as a result of any future timed water
fillings. |
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//battery water as a free initiative.// |
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So you’re saying that this battery water was free
of charge? |
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.......@....... @.......... @............ |
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