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Laundry is one of the dirty, despised chores that clothing has given to humanity. It is true that clothes shelter us from the elements, and our nakedness from one another, but they are also filthy appendages that keep what should be shed, next to our skin.
It is proposed that people buy and wear
only the Bathing Suit. This suit of clothes is an attractive garment that hangs loosely from the body. It has a hose insert where water is injected.
Water is pumped into the outfit which later drains out the leg. In this manner the wearer is kept clean and so too is the suit. Stains upon the the outer surface of the suit are worn by the wearer as a sign of his or her own slovenly nature to their-self and others.
The Bathing suit comes in a standard lawyers suit and a priestly habit. For it is known these types wear only one suit.
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Maybe it could be form fitting, solid on the outside but
like a maze on the inside so water could be pumped
through all the maze channels, and the "walls" of the
maze would be flexible and provide massage and
scrubbing motion with use. |
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yes! that's exactly what I was thinking! |
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I'd rather have warm air pumped through it, and flush soapy water through it four or five times a day. I doubt soaking all day every day is good for you. |
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Pump cooled steam in for a personal sauna. |
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Or flowing custard for flexible yet instantly hard body armor. |
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Good thixotropic thinking! |
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