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Any time you want to disengage from a conversation, (or to startle
those in close vicinity) simply activate your Baseball Cap Sprinkler
Curtain. This results in a continuous fan of fine droplets of water
being emitted from the row of nozzles embedded in
outside edge of the cap's projecting peak.
You can hide behind this spectacle, or if you have a long enough tongue (very long) you can stick it out, interrupting the flow and adding even more drama.
The reservoir and pumping apparatus to facilitate this activity are
stored in a convenient backpack. Mosquito destroying agents may
also be introduced to the water to add to the general
functionality. A crowd may be dispersed by turning up the
pressure, as this creates an even wider circle of deployment, but
of course this action also quickly drains the reservoir.
Baseball Cap Sprinkler can also be used to water a small lawn in
mid-summer by walking about or pirouetting if you're more
adventurous.
Inevitable deluxe version facilitates the generation of coloured
liquid curtain variations, via sets of bright leds that are also
located in the peak.
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Don't be silly, [Ian]; a baseball cap is a rule to prevent excess in
baseball. Baseball itself is a numbering system where the digits
run from zero to ball-minus-one. If not capped at, say, 49, the
value of "ball" would rise too high, destabilizing the system. A
sprinkler makes a very sensible addition. [+] |
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