Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bar Standards Identifier

 Help drunk people decide if he/she is too ugly to take home
 
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This one is quick and simple.. We all have standards(most of us anyway). However after a few drinks 6 = 10, 4 = 8 ... So, in order to avoid waking up with a hideous mutant freak you simply set your lowest acceptable standard on a limbo bar before you start drinking( "before" is the critical key here). Whenever you are ready to take your god/goddess home you approach the limbo bar and if you are able to sucessfully navigate under the bar you take him/her home..if you fall flat on your ass, knockdown the bar, or pass out due to the alcohol rushing to your brain when you bend over backwards, you don't.
—gthorlak, Oct 11 2000

Just in case... http://www.halfbake...oyote_20Ugly_20Tool
Work in progress [thumbwax, Oct 11 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Silly...Don't you have a Coyote Ugle Tool?
—thumbwax, Oct 11 2000
   

       This doesn't have anything to do with whether or not the person you're bringing home is good-looking/clean/whatever, it's just about whether you can play limbo drunk.
—disbomber, Apr 10 2005
   

       Hmmmm.....Drunk limbo. I suppose if you can't limbo then you would be too drunk to seriously be any judge of apperances.
—hidden truths, Jun 20 2005
   
      
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