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Help extinguish bar fights quickly with the Bar Fight
Extinguisher.
Combining CO2 Fire fighting tech with a Pepper spray
agent and a Pink fast setting expanding foam, this
unique safety product puts an end to pesky bar fights in
moments.
In the first stage of operation a charge of pepper
spray is
released followed immediately by a blast of CO2 vapor
to
create a pause in the action, then moments later the
pink
fast setting foam is used to coat the bodies of the
combatants.
The pink pallet promotes peaceful pontification to
preclude the pugilistic proclivities of the problematic
patrons
This coating can be dissolved with a solvent or the
offenders can be hauled outside and left until the local
constabulary can show up to take care of them.
https://www.google....owser&q=pontificate
[pertinax, Jan 24 2020]
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Is it not correct that Messrs. Smith and Wesson already have sufficient Prior Art in this area to render the idea redundant ? |
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Those inclined to indulge in fisticuffs are measureably more docile after three or four rounds of .44 magnum half-jacketed ammunition; indeed, the coroner's staff rarely have any problems with them, once they've collected all the scattered body parts together. |
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You do know - don't you? - that "pontification" means "making
like a bishop". You want a synod breaking out in your hostelry?
Stash the croziers and brace for unction. |
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8th, Its just so hard to get bloodstains out of things. |
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"This is why we can't have nice things" |
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//"pontification" means "making like a bishop"// No,
pontification is the process of building a bridge. |
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Pepper spray AND adhesive foam? |
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[j], I'm going to ask a favor of you. |
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If you see a bunch of people kicking the shit out of me in a bar ... Just let them do it. |
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its just a little bit of pepper spray |
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Have you ever had any exposure to that stuff? |
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Take a Q-tip, spray some on it and rub it under one eye on your cheekbone. |
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Go to the sink, and post here after you've spent 20 minutes running water over your face. |
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Granted, I did it back in the olden days with tear gas before pepper spray was state of the art, but it should be similar. |
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Bouncers across the country are meeting today to figure out
how to best beat the shit outta you. |
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Nice knowing you, [jhomrighaus]. |
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you have to admit it would sure stop the fight in a
hurry tho ;-P |
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I'm not certain that I have to admit that. |
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(testing ...) No, I don't have to. I seem to be able not to. |
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I will grant that it would empty the bar, all the patrons going elsewhere. |
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You could wear this as reactive armour so it activates if you get hit |
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Reactive armour for humans has been experimented with. |
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I bet it didn't spew pink foam |
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You couldn't be more wrong... |
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