h a l f b a k e r yVeni, vidi, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.
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You're minding your own business, drinking beer at a local pub. Out of nowhere, some ruffian decides that he's had enough of you having all your teeth. He decides he's going to do something about that. After you've exhausted all of your peaceful options, and have had to resort to defending yourself,
he decides that he wants an upper hand in this fight. He grabs a bottle of beer, and breaks it on the edge of the bar, and threatens to mark your face. Fortunately, you've been drinking Football Hooligan ESB. You reach for your bottle, and break it on the edge of the bar. Unlike his jagged and fragile fist sized stinger, you have a gleaming crystal stilletto, reinforced and razor sharp. After a few tense moments, the troublemaker decides that your teeth are fine where they are.
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I like the idea, but then again, weapon ideas have never done very well here. You get my bun. Tie goes to the poster. |
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When I recycle the bottle do I have to have all the pieces? + |
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([Worldgineer] breaks his bottle on the bar. He's been drinking merlot and is left with an intricate glass boquet of flowers. Impressed, the girl that was going to hit him lets him keep his teeth.) |
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