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Combination doll bank, hospital, and spa (and Bank.)
Bank run like any other, but accepts Barbies as well as cash.
Collectable barbies go on shelf in the vault.
Damaged Barbies go to the hospital. (Dumpster one in shed out back.) Most other Barbies go to the spa. (Dumpster two in shed out back.)
Patrons can have Barbie denominated checking, bonds, loans and savings accounts. Some can pay interest.
Note: Other accessories banked separately. and
Bank robbers will need to bring a Moving Van.
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( BarbieQueue : ) Snort )
The most awesome toy store / teacher shop in the area
http://www.dollhosp...air/doll_repair.htm
No dumpters... [RayfordSteele, Mar 03 2014]
Reproportioned Barbie
http://www.nydailyn...s-article-1.1388333
[JesusHChrist, Mar 06 2014]
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This is offscale on my oddometer. |
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If business is good and customers are lined up you can always organize a BarbieQueue. (Dumpster 1?) |
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I think dolls have a problem with fungibility. |
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We can fumigate if fungibility is a problem. : ) |
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This idea is troubling its kinda psycho. |
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I have been thinking about what kind of effect
walking by a dumpster of spent barbies would have
on me. Im not sure i could handle it. |
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Do we have a psycho-meter around here? We should. |
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We'd break it. How'sabout a psych ward? |
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imagine you're sick and you go to the hospital and
they roll you to what you think is your hospital room
open the door and then suddenly they freewheel
you down a long ramp into a dumpster |
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Reproportioned Barbie is a killer! Thank you Jesus |
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