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Ballarina Sharpshooter

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A competition where ballarina can gracefully shoot at things, while doing ballerina things.

Would certainly like to know what a 360 noSc0pe ballet dancer would look like.

—	mofosyne, Jul 10 2015

somewhat tangitally relevant http://blogs.motiva...in-wrong-job.html#!
[mofosyne, Jul 10 2015]

Now this is more like it! http://favim.com/image/11913/
[mofosyne, Jul 10 2015]

Like this? http://s80.photobuc...yballerina.jpg.html
[hippo, Jul 10 2015]

...or this? https://c1.staticfl...14_cb014856cc_b.jpg
[hippo, Jul 10 2015]

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with their feet?

—	po, Jul 10 2015

Maybe dual pistols? So their two hands can still be used for twirling.

—	mofosyne, Jul 10 2015

I love the concept, and I'd love to vote for it, but you need to find a category. Don't let me down.

—	normzone, Jul 11 2015

It... well it used to be Swan Lake.
Now it's just Lake.

—	2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 11 2015

Sp.: Ballerina

—	MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 11 2015

Sp.: Ballistics.

—	AusCan531, Jul 11 2015

Sp.: Tangentially

—	cudgel, Jul 11 2015

Sp.: Gunssuck.

—	blissmiss, Jul 11 2015

[blissmiss], you must not have seen the new Marlin 45-70 yet.

—	normzone, Jul 11 2015

I like this concept for a battle scene. Probably Japanese anime; seems right up that alley.

—	bungston, Jul 11 2015

// new Marlin 45-70 //

Sort of ballet-biathlon ?

—	8th of 7, Jul 11 2015

.45-70 en pointe slippers.

—	FlyingToaster, Jul 11 2015

// new Marlin 45-70 //

A sequel to "Finding Nemo", charting the questing father's declining years?

—	pertinax, Jul 14 2015

For some reason Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd come to mind, with a background of the Blue Danube.

—	RayfordSteele, Jul 14 2015