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Inflate & squeeze. Hours of breast squeezing fun until the novelty wears off...so after about five minutes, at most.
* I'm obviously using a fairly broad definition of what constitutes 'musical' here.
** For our overseas friends & other foreign johnnys, I suppose I should clarify
that jubblies is a juvenile UK term for breasts, often used in association with breasts of a particularly active nature****
*** Male, Female & Other
**** And by 'active' I'm not talking about ones that go abseiling or race motorbikes at the weekend.
Chisei, Saikano, the film version
https://www.youtube...TqOUGapw8M&t=40m00s
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 30 2014]
Cocaine smuggling in implants
http://www.lasvegas...ne-breast-implants/
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 30 2014]
As [Max] Says, "...why not put something useful in there..." --- Why Not Indeed!
Glow_20in_20the_20D...20Breast_20Implants
[Grogster, Aug 30 2014]
Gainax Bounce
http://www.urbandic...erm=gainax%20bounce
You learn something new every day. Whether you want to or not. [DrBob, Aug 31 2014]
Squeaky Toy Silicone Implants
Squeaky_20Toy_20Silicone_20Implant
I think this is almost the same, unless yours has pipes sticking out [lurch, Aug 31 2014]
[link]
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//I'm obviously using a fairly broad definition of what
constitutes 'musical' here.// |
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And “fun”. This would be more like breast squeezing
aversion therapy. |
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//breasts of a particularly active nature |
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(mentions "Gynax bounce" one more time) |
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I can see ytk`s point of view |
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I know this is for halfbaked stuff but still the rule of invention seems to me that either it is something entirely new or it is supposed to fix a wrong. |
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There is nothing wrong with breastsqueezing fun whatsoever that needs fixing by this or any other invention |
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//nothing wrong with breastsqueezing fun |
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Seem to remember hearing that breast cancer is
more prevalent in the left breast, and most men
are
right-handed....almost as if there was some
connection, eh? |
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And if I`m to do my Marvin impression completely,
this would
be painful, as the implants are supposed to key
into the flesh, and basically you`re just putting
mechanical
stress on that join. |
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More generally, why are breast implants always so
non-functional? If you're going to insert a large
object, sealed in inert silicone, into a body, why not
put something useful in there? |
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Well you could try Chise, out of Saikano, I mean who
wouldn`t want a cyborg girlfriend capable of
destroying a helicopter gunship? Link etc |
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Not to mention the cocaine smuggling. Link. |
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// why not put something useful in there? // |
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Whatever next ? "Custard-filled Pirate
Bagpipe Orrery", probably … |
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(wonders what using custard instead of air does for the
frequency range of the...BP...) |
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I'm all for filling them with custard. Harder at high speed. And if they spun like a baby's mobile... Being against the abuse of bagpipes and even more so, abuse of breasts, this cuts me to the bone, especially if it risks making a pair of air-inflated babies the founders of a new Scottish Rome. |
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// why not put something useful in there? // |
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Why not, indeed. <linky> and [+] |
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If the bag of the bag pipe is split in two, the size of each breast asuming they still also provide milk, will be close to or larger than a human sized Barbie Doll. HUGE |
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The owner will also need to be a bit of a gymnast in order to bleed the air with something approaching music. |
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Don't think it will be a common medical procedure. |
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Imagine trying to make out with such date in the "back row of the Balcony". Beep Beep honk |
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If Python were still going I could see sketch there. |
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<man with large glasses scans girls bust, gets slapped, girl storms off> |
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Or Smith & Jones / Benny Hill (etc.) for that matter, any of the current crop suitable for this? |
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Hmm, well, there are the old saline types, which had
a
removable drain, it was supposed to be for the
surgeon
to
be able to add or remove some of the fluid shortly
after the
surgery, for aesthetic purposes. |
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But usually that drain was in the armpit region, so
your
gin sling might not have quite the bouquet you were
looking for...(yes, I do have an encyclopedic
knowledge of implants) |
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Just what's wrong with my ears? I don't get it. Help. |
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Well, Dr Bob (MD, first practiced at unit 731) was
talking about music from two appendages considerably
lower than the ears... |
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Duh! Got it now. (My husbands recovering from surgery and I am a little daft right about now). |
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Not to worry and good luck the surgical outcome.
Please tell me it wasn`t anything to do with glow in
the dark nadgers. |
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//yes, I do have an encyclopedic knowledge of
implants// |
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I think we probably know it, don't we [rm]? Although
do feel free to tell me lots and lots as although things
are going fine right now, I may eventually think about
it. |
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//And yet, there is no character limit on annotations... So do tell :) |
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The tale has been told elsewhere on here. |
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//unless yours has pipes sticking out//
Well of course they do, lurch! How else do you inflate bagpipes? Or regulate the tones that ensue upon squeezing?
But it is conceptually similar to the squeaky toy idea posted previously by some annoying, smart Alec, I'll grant you that.[marked-for-deletion] Redundant, unless somebody comes up with a stunningly good argument as to why it isn't! |
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