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Oddly, some people seem to object to emptying out
unwanted badgers and using the remaining skin for
clothing.
As a concession to this point of view, BorgCo
engineers have produced the first purpose built
badger trebuchet.
The device is used to fling a dead* badger** high
into the air,
whereupon an array of chinless,
braying tweed-clad idiots blast away at it with 12-
bore shotguns, having paid huge fees for the
priveledge.
*If not dead, then heavily sedated, otherwise they
wriggle out of the sling.
**If badgers are unavailable, will work perfectly
well with cats.
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Badger is quite tasty, if turned into ham. Therefore,
given a use for both the inside and outside of a
badger, is this strictly necessary? |
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Why did I not think of this, I actually have a trebuchet at
home! |
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I will need to seriously gear it up to cope with a 15-17 kg
Autumn badger (apparently they fatten up for winter), but
this is definitely doable. |
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as my ideas include raccoonapults and ferret mortars, both live at both ends of the traverse, I officially yawn at this idea. |
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Ssshh, I smell Borg shite. |
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ trebuchet ie car trebuchet, rhino trebuchet, priest trebuchet, dog trebuchet, ship trebuchet, = zzzzzzzz. Very dull....... goes back to sleep as bone flicked through air joins pile. |
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Ok so throwing badgers and shooting at their carcass is
ok, but wearing them for practical purposes is bad. Got
it! |
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Hey, the Newfies have a city called Badger, so... |
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Badger badger badger Badger badger badger Badger badger. |
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Shouldn't that be "Badger badgers Badger badgers badger badger Badger badgers Badger badgers badger"? |
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//...If not dead, then heavily sedated...// |
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This I like! They could be used as the sole source of ammunition utilized by two opposing armies on the field of battle! Ideally, the badger would snap out of his drug-induced fog somewhere in mid-flight! I envision hundreds of thousands of badger-bombs flying through the air toward opposing combatants! Badgers not effective upon landing would be re-sedated and loaded right back into the trebuchet for the return flight! |
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You are awarded one Badger Bun. [+] |
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