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How many times have you said.
"Oh my ****** God that’s horrible!" at something you've herd on the radio? wouldn’t you like to be able to feel good, yet keep apprised of the rapidly disintegrating world which is surely going to end... just hopefully not before the next session of American idol?
This
speaker attachment, using highly advanced and complicated voice recondition, is able to since bad news when it comes on and adds a sweet underling melody that will make the next massive earth quake, volcano, government collapse, revolution, oil spill, alien attack sound just as it was intended to sound like. Something that’s happening far away, that may or may not affect you.
“It’s like lessoning to the band play... while the titanic sinks!” my cat
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Ah, yes, disasters with Muzak - *that's* what I've been missing in my life! |
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For myself, I usually don't turn the goggle box on in the first place. Works like a charm. |
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I like what the spellchecker has done for you. "surly going to end" is the best. |
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Surly you're joking!
I'm not joking, just surly. |
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Sins against the OED notwithstanding, this is pretty cool. |
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I liked "herd on the radio" - reminds me of "Farming Today" (BBC Radio programme) |
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Can I have a bit of that "voice recondition" so that I sound more like Frank Sinatra, please? |
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And what's with this "next ... alien attack"? I missed the last one. When was it? ;) |
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[hippo] I was going to say "The Archers". |
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I'm fond of the subtitle. |
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Did the band really play "my cat" while the Titanic sank? |
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Is that sweet underling melody something like kissing up to your boss done really artfully? |
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A sweet underling melody is the sort of music that would be suitable to play at an Umpa lumpa party (or any occasion where minions employed in the confectionary industry might congregate) |
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my cat gave to quotation, its a joke. |
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If bad news is to be softened, the corollary that necessarily follows in order to maintain harmonic balance in the universe is that good news must be softened, too. [-] |
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/bad news when it comes on and adds a sweet underling melody/ |
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Kind of like on Funniest Home Videos when they play The Blue Danube over a montage of people loosing their footing on concrete boat ramps. |
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