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A truck that plays barnyard-inspired music ("Turkey in the Straw," "Green Acres," et cetera) and cooks and delivers bacon to children and adults for the exchange of money.
Presumably bacon would be of the heat'n'serve variety, but I could also imagine our white-clad hero driving down the highway with
a greasy skillet over a hot plate on one side, and his other on the steering wheel, saying, "Oh, I hope I make it to Holly Hills before the schools let out!"
Bacon is handed out in little trays, a few slices per tray.
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I'd buy it. But only if it was fresh cooked bacon. Nuked bacon just loses some of its pizzaz. Maybe some sort of hanging stove system to keep grease from flying everywhere when stopping, accelerating, or turning... |
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So this would just be a glorified, single purpose roach coach geared toward children with a hankering for bacon? |
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Then again, I do so like good bacon, especially with a touch of maple syrup. |
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I have to admit I'm a bit curious about the negative votes. |
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Must be people who don't like having the Good Lard Man throwing hot grease out the window on the highway. |
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/I have to admit I'm a bit curious about the negative votes./ |
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Oh, I'm vegetarian. I HAVE to bone any meat based invention. |
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I'm wondering how the bacon is served? Children can burn themselves just handling hot bacon, and what if adults wanted some? I like the idea, but there are loose ends...... |
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I want to go to medical school and be a vegetarian one day... |
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because you love children? |
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If you really love animals, you'll eat them. |
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And as the Rabbi told his son, "If you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams, my son, invent kosher bacon!" |
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<insert obligatory rim shot> |
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Baconmobile? Sounds so pedestrian. What about BaconBus? The RasherVan? The Lard Limo? |
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Isn't turkey bacon kosher? |
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The young Jewish man who invented that must be sorely dissapointed. Turkey bacon tastes nothing like real bacon. |
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Reminds me of a joke involving a priest, a rabbi, and willpower. It ends with the rabbi saying, "Better than pork, isn't it?" |
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served in a little tray is OK with me, so here's a bun + |
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people won't like it as much without eggs and
biscuits, at which point you're just a roach coach in
the morning. [-] |
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