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We make soap that smells like bacon. THAT'S IT! I mean who can resist that bacony smell? THis idea came to mind when I heard this voice say "GIR!!!! Why did you put bacon on the soap!!!!!", then I realized it was invader ZIM and I thought to myself WHAT A GREAT IDEA!, only don't put bacon on the
soap. Just make the soap smell like bacon!
(ok, so it's not exactly hygenic, but this is the best category it fit in because it is soap!)
Bacon Air Freshener
http://www.mcphee.c.../current/11076.html
[McPhee] [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Bacon Soap
http://www.blacktable.com/bacon030515.htm
Make your own from lye, cold water and bacon fat. Apparently it doesn't really smell like bacon. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
McWardies' bacon soap
http://home.kooee.c...ld/pageo/bacon.html
I'm not sure if this is a joke. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Grateful Palate's combos
http://www.grateful...rID=0142&SearchYN=N
First combo includes bacon soap, bacon air freshener, and BLT candles. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Kevin Bacon
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000102/
Surely long past due an appearance in EastEnders? [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Dogs Don't Know it's Not Bacon.
I saw that a few days ago, and I haven't been able to stop saying it since. I feel it applies here quite nicely. |
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hey, it'd be great prank for your friends when they wash their hands at your house and your dog picks up that bacon smell and is following them aound all day. |
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I SWEAR I've seen it before on McPhee - they must have recently discontinued it. I linked to Bacon Air Freshener - they used to sell the soap and the freshener as a combo pack. |
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... But then GIR said "I MADE IT MYSELF." - and there lies your answer. Germs - oh what a great episode. |
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Everything will be subtly different in the future. Caffinated bacon, baconated graprefruit, Slurm. |
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GIR also put bacon n the soap, This just makes bacon smelling soap |
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// I mean who can resist that bacony smell? // |
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Vegetarians? Jewish peoples? |
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Trouble is [darklord], if you washed with bacon smelling soap, wouldn't you end up smelling of bacon? I'm not sure that that is remotely attractive. |
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"Momma, spot's looking at me funny". |
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Actually, that reminds me of Darwin Award or something about a guy that non-fatally removed himself from the gene pool using only a pooch and a slice of bacon. |
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<another ZIM quote> "Taste me, I'm delicious!!" |
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Have you ever put beef bullion inside your friend's shower head as a prank? I gets REALLY REALLY REALLY foul smelling after you dry off. Meat + bathing = a loss of friends. |
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thank you [letsbuildafort] for that wonderful April Fool's Day idea. |
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Ok, yah so it's not the greatest of
all ideas. BUT it stil is pretty
funny. I think I'm gonna have to
try tat beef boullion schtick. after
all i have one word for you,
Schadenfreude. (it means
happiness at the misfortune of
others, pardon me if it's not
spelled right.) |
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Peace thru Vandalism, my friend. |
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Bacon Soap:
<Announcer>
Do you suffer from dirty bacon?
</Announcer> |
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what if you're REALLY hungry & theres nothing in the house 2 eat and you accidentally eat the soap thinking it's something really tasety! (Of corse you'd be half asleep.) Then you'd be foaming at the mouth, wouldn't that be great?!? A rabid slice of bacon! |
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