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Proposed: Chewing gum that tastes like bacon.
Reason: It's yummy.
"Say, is that meat on your breath? It smells delicious!"
Goes great with scrambled egg-flavored and toast-flavored chewing gums. Now, breakfast *really* blows!
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Yes, I Googled it. Yes, there is something called "bacon gum", but it refers to the chewy white part of the bacon strip, not bubble gum. And yes, there is gum and candy that *resemble* bacon, but without the distinctively delicious porky bouquet-- they are strawberry flavored. What a crock! |
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You think bacon tastes horrible? Good Lord, man! I oftentimes find myself contemplating how much of it I could consume at a single sitting before my heart stops beating. Bacobubble would be the Nicorette of the pork realm. This product could save my life! |
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Flavored anything is a fluff idea, and as such I don't really care about it. That bieng said, bacon is one of those flavors that has a mysterious appeal for being used in alternative food sources. This idea should not be anything new, but the quitessence for 'flavored _____' ideas. Indeed, Harry Potter has done it so baked. |
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Quite a lengthy response for something you don't really care about. |
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it makes him the most qualified to ramble
[nihilo]. i'm not a fan of chewing gum, but
i think that the flavor is better being
sweet. otherwise the consistency would
remind me of chewing on pork gristle. |
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Yet mammals of all stripes have enjoyed chewing on gristle for eons. Beef jerky, anyone? |
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