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Surrogacy is well baked. This proposal is for a simple add-
on service.
A helicopter shaped like a stork delivers the baby to its
new mother.
Or a balloon
https://s-media-cac...87c6fe57ab4bfb1.jpg
or a drone, or a jet stabilized rocket, or a hullaballoon. But it must be stork shaped. [Voice, Apr 18 2014, last modified Sep 15 2015]
Look Out for Mr. Stork
https://www.youtube...watch?v=dODSHuvuoTM
[Voice, Feb 01 2019]
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How about a very fat skilled ballerina with rosy cheeks, dressed in a stork suit? |
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She could say, "Kraaaaak", to the householder as the portal of the abode was pivoted upon its hinges to reveal the knocker. |
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How ya think 21 got his? Pizza delivery man? Duh? |
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I had assumed Li'l Kwest was shipped to Spokane in a
perforated crate marked: 'Warning! Live Female Ordnance!' |
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Just have Santa Claus deliver them all. Then everyone will have the same birthday ^ Dec 25. |
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