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Baby Roll-Cage

 No More Crushing Infants In Your Sleep
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Place baby in ventilated iron ball and sleep soundly knowing you wont hurt your child during the night. Also good for kittens and puppies and medieval fares.
—benfrost, Dec 13 2001

Bonsai Kittens http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
Bottles instead of cages, but could be similar. [Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001]

Urban Legends http://www.snopes.c...crusader/bonsai.asp
Bonsai kitten legend proved false! [37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 11 2005]

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       You've been saving these up, haven't you?
—angel, Dec 13 2001
   

       Also doubles as vegetable steamer (remove baby first).
—st3f, Dec 13 2001
   

       If you leave them in there, do they turn out similar to bonsai kittens?
—Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001
   

       Also doubles as baby steamer (add vegetables to taste).
—angel, Dec 13 2001
   

       This had me confused for a bit, but I think it must be if your baby is sharing the bed with you. (Or if you sleepwalk?)
—pottedstu, Dec 13 2001
   

       I don't think sleepwalking would affect an infant that sleeps with you. Sleepjumping-on-the-bed, however, is more likely to have an impact.
—Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001
   


 

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