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Pregnancy. It makes the belly big. And this can be bothersome, especially for ladies accustomed to sleeping on the belly. Can BUNGCO help? You still need to ask?
Introducing the Baby Belly Bed! For those who are big of belly for any reason, this perforated bed offers comfortable belly sleeping.
A hole accomodates the belly in a manner similar to the accomodation for breasts in the breast MRI (see link). Again inspired by the breast MRI, for those pregnant ladies who have also become big upstairs we offer an optional 3-hole bed. Now belly sleep with the best of them and accomodate your big bits below deck. BUNGCO offers the Baby Belly Bed for rental or purchase, the latter because we have found some nonpregnant folks who are big of belly expect to be so for some time.
Breast MRI table
http://www.towerdia...reast.mri.equip.jpg
[bungston, Mar 19 2009]
Ball pit bed
Ball_20Pit_20Bed
Similar scheme, for the boys. Actually not. [bungston, Mar 19 2009]
massage_20mattress
jetckalz suggests this in an annotation. [jutta, Mar 20 2009]
Gentle Air Pregnancy Mattress, $100
http://marisa-krist...t/geairmaairbe.html
Delux version for $145 also available. [jutta, Mar 20 2009]
US Patent #6959464 (2005)
http://www.google.c...AAAAEBAJ&dq=6959464
Pregnancy air mattress/raft [jutta, Mar 20 2009]
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I drink too much beer, have man tits, and dream wildly. Is there a four hole version? |
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How would the preggo move around if her big belly is stuck in the hole? Can the hole change shapes during different stages of pregnancy? This is a great way to sell a mattress with a hole in it! |
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No no no during the 9 months of pregnancy you
are supposed to suffer. It's part of God's plan for
women. Bed be dammed lie there and suffer I say. |
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BUNGCO is dedicated to gradually amending God's plan. I think God is OK with amendments to make things kinder and gentler - as evidence I offer the New vs the Old Testament. |
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If you have a big bum can you lie face up? |
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but god is a woman, blissy... |
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There really should be an annual hb writing prize. |
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What if it got stuck... goddess forbid? (sorry
godsquad just reread your anno. You were already
concerned about the stucky issue). |
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I just keep thinking that that bump should be supported - stretch marks being the least of my concerns. |
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The mister could lie under the bed all night and
gently cuddle the dangling baby swell. |
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ooooh, are you absolutely sure about that? |
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Not a bad idea, but I think you need not a hole in the mattress, but a pocket. That way the belly is allowed for but still supported. You could have a hole, then a padded bowl-shaped mini-mattress which is attached to the rest of the mattress with straps. As time goes by you let out the straps accomodating a larger and larger belly. |
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