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BorgCo are proud to offer for the first time anywhere pairs of unisex cycling shorts which have large red electroluminescent panels on the outside of the buttock area, powered by a small battery pack at the waistband.
Causes the wearer's rear end to glow bright red in both hemispheres like a sexually-available
baboon.
Improves the visibility of cyclists in otherwise poor riding/driving conditions.
Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
Cyclist Safety Lights
Cyclist_20Safety_20Lights
Prior art acknowledged.. [8th of 7, Nov 21 2009]
Add Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs as an option to this standard equipment
Bicycle_20Seat_20Shorts
[normzone, Nov 22 2009]
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You might be thinking of the rare baboon/firefly hybrid. |
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We bow to your superior expertise in the area of primate posteriors. |
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Is that a sincere bow, or are you just showing off your blinking lights? |
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So it works both north ~and~ south of the Equator? |
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[+], but why is there a dot on your baboons? Is .baboon a new top level domain? If not, why not? |
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// Is .baboon a new top level domain? // |
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It's an alias for .gov ... |
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I'm not altogether sure why I like this - a bit of a worry really. |
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//glowing buns// sp. bums |
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Errr, actually buns is a better word. In the baked goods/croissanty type sense, and the American, using it to mean buttocks, kind of sense. |
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You make them sound like n infectious disease. |
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Is it possible to catch baboons ? If so, how ? |
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I think [8th] just might have a baboon sweetie pie,
all ready to ride on the back of his bike!!! |
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Pure brilliance! (especially at night) [+][+] |
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