BASE jumping is one of the finest means yet devised for removing
idiots from the gene pool.
However, it has limitations.
One of the main ones is that the would-be jumper has to get quite
high up before leaping towards death.
This can be problematic.
Do not despair, ye suicidal numpties
! Help is at hand !
BorgCo engineers, in conjunction with Dignitas and The Kevorkian
Foundation, have taken the design of the Martin-Baker "Zero-Zero "
ejection seat, and adapted it for the commercial market.
The would-be jumper simply dons their 'chute and sits in the seat. A
pyrotechnic charge propels them upward, and a rocket harness then
pulls them up to the MSA for deployment.
This allows BASE jumping to be carried out in previously unattractive
locations, such as your front driveway, and bring the joys of major
musculo -skeletal damage to those parts of you planet, like the
Netherlands and the Russian and Ukrainian Steppe, where up to now
reckless driving in poorly-maintained vehicles was the only realistic
option.