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Automute
Mutes your least favorite commercials -- automatically | |
Suppose you're eating barbeque chicken and that "Zoom zoom zoom" car commercial comes on? You can't press "mute" because all 10 fingers are covered with sauce! Or, what if you're in the bathroom and the one commercial that makes you nauseous starts playing exactly at that time? Wouldn't it be great
if your TV knew which commericials you didn't want to listen to?
Solution: Automute. Built into TiVo and other hard-disk memory TV's, Automute would let you add a commercial to your "least favorite" list by the push of a button. Your TV would constantly compare the soundtrack being played to your "least favorites" list, and mute any undesirable transmissions.
This could also be offered as a cable TV service: For $5 a month, cable TV would obliterate commercials you specify (on their web site). I would certainly pay for it.
"Cable company, how may I help you?"
"Hi, I'd like to cancel a commercial."
"OK, sure. The 'zoom, zoom, zoom' commercial?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"We've had a lot of requests to mute that one. It's particularly awful."
"Yeah, that's the one."
"No problem, we'll go ahead and mute that one, sir. There will be a $5 charge for this."
"OK, thank you very much."
"Thank you for calling. Have a nice day."
Commercial Advance feature
http://www.sonicblu...atures.asp#autoskip
Baked! Comes with every ReplayTV PVR model 4000 or higher. Doesn't just mute them, it skips them entirely. [krelnik, Oct 05 2004]
[link]
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Is it just me or is it common that the more you dislike a commercial, a song or a painting, you hate it so much that you eventually "like" it? It's like masoquism. Ok, I'll stop now before everyone thinks I'm strange. |
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Baked into every PVR made by ReplayTV, they call it "Commercial Advance". No extra fee required, and it skips all commercials for you. See link. |
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The author is taking about specifying certain commercials (not all) to be muted (not skipped). I don't believe the PVRs do that. They probably could, though. |
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Yes, because as annoying as these ads are to listen to, they're so goddamn great to watch. |
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This is badly needed and I nearly posted a similar idea: |
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A lot of thriller/horror movie directors build suspense by keeping the volume low (people speaking in whispers etc.) Then when the audience has cranked up the volume control or is straining to listen, the director hits you with a loud <<_SHOCK!!!_>> that makes you jump out of your seat. |
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The problem is if you have the TV turned down so low that the neighbors won't be disturbed by the shocks, you can't follow the conversation. |
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I need a auto-mute that limits loudness (without clipping) to a certain level. The device would set attenuation based on the past 3 mins max volume level. |
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FM, that’s a compressor (in the music world). |
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Cool. I'll go look for one. |
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One thing I love about the Bakery is finding stuff I've always wanted but never seen baked. |
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You could probably mute most (but not all) commercials by detecting the disappearance of closed-captioning information, I bet. Of course, then there would be whole programs whose audio would be muted if you left that feature on... |
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[Shz], I tried one of those compressors. Worked a treat. Couldn't hear a damn thing over the noise. |
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I baked this for Spotify on Android in a few minutes
before I went to bed yesterday morning. My version
currently mutes all ads, but could be modified to only
mute ads for specific companies/brands/products. (I
was using a
tablet, but had recently updated the Spotify app, and
it
seems the new version no longer doesn't play ads
most
of the time on tablets, and I wanted to sleep with
music
on but didn't want to be woken up by noisy ads.) |
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I used the Android automation app E-Robot, in
which I
created two commands. The first is triggered by
Spotify
posting a notification, and it has a condition that the
notification's ticker text ends with " – " (space, en
dash,
space), which signifies an ad. It turns on system
muting.
The second command has the same trigger, but the
condition is that the ticker text doesn't end with that
substring (because that substring is followed by the
artist name). It turns off muting. |
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This works perfectly, and even works such than if I
decide I want to hear a specific ad, I can manually
unmute it, and it'll automatically turn muting back on
for the next ad. |
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Premade apps to mute Spotify ads are also baked; just
do a Google search for 'spotify mute ads'. |
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