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OK, picture this:
You walk into a club where all the hot babes in skimpy dresses are fawning all over these bunch of steroid induced muscle-head guys. Preparing for this, you bring your automatic break dancing machine. It would look like a weightlifting belt underneath your shirt with a small inconspicous
disc coming out your back. The disc would have exposed ball bearings for spinning. So back to the club, once the beats start a-pumping, you're spinning on your back with your arms folded impressing the heck out of the babes. Your next hard decision is deciding which sexual proposal to accept.
Perhaps this disc could come with a matching hat with ball bearings for the really impressive head-spinning. Now, I know what you guys are thinking: Everyone's going to have this, so I want mine motorized for the greatist amount of RPM. Alas, a small 12v motor could be built into the deluxe version. I suppose dance floors would have to be regulated so people with high RPM break dancers don't end up drilling themselves a few feet into the ground.
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Imagine doing this while on ecstacy. Mental! |
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It's true. Club chicks dig guys wearing strap-on ball-bearings. |
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Yeah, and it gives new meaning to the oft-heard phrase, "Show me your balls." |
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[waugsqueke] yes people still breakdance. i have a couple of friends who started up a breakdancing school near where i live who are doing really really well. they pay for half their college tuition and have 4 classes a week. :) |
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Do you still have to bring your own linoleum floor piece? Or does the club now provide
one |
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You appear to be assuming only guys breakdance |
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