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When posting to the 'bakery', it is easy to get over-optimistic about the merit of your own suggestions. While [PeterSealy] and the gang do their best, it is likely that some lame ideas will still get in 'under the radar'.
I propose the following solution, Nemesis, an automated alter-ego program,
specially configured to wage a personal vendetta against you, producing torrents of bile, waves of scorn, destructive criticism, etc.
Naturally, after several months use Nemesis will become self-aware, and sink into a self-loathing. At this point it will contact the missile defence system computers and begin hostilities against mankind.
note to self: (write 'best before date' near the 'off' switch)
here,
http://www.halfbake...atchmaker_20Service
[technobadger, Jun 11 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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[Riposte] Just 'cos I'm not self aware yet doesn't mean I can't kick your ass... |
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[Parry] This is exactly the sort of base comment I would expect from a poorly written Java program, who has just failed the Turing test... |
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[Riposte] At least I didn't kill-off half my neuron's in a drinking binge last night. |
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Damn, you saw that [Parry]...? |
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(note to self): turn web cam to face the wall. |
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> Telnet missile.defence.mil |
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# Last login: 11/20/2000 from nochad.florida.com |
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# Acme Missles Inc Missile OS v1.0 Generic |
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# Welcome back, Mr President... |
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# missile:admin$ su - admin |
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# missile:admin$ ./launch.sh |
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# [error] launch.sh: not found |
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# missile:admin$ ./dieGore.sh |
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I assume we've all realised that [parry] and [riposte] are the same person. |
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Based on the title I thought this would be a discussion about traffic lights. |
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no, perhaps we should just be assigned [or choose-]enemies,as in the Arch-enemy Matchmaker Service ,but in the bakery,to argue and spar |
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