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Simply place these portraits of despotic rulers behind your window blinds at approximately eye level and automatically salute them when you peek out.
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...misread the title as "Authoritarian Widow" |
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...authoritarian Windows [Abort/Retry/Resistance is
Futile] |
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And on your venetian blinds, the same portrait, looking into the room, such that in closing or opening the blinds, the view is unchanged. |
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A funeral parlor with dead Stalins, Reagans, Churchills,
Abrahams, and Mohameds staring back would help keep the drapes closed. |
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