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Audio Airbags

 "They sounded great until that guy hit me"
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[Onscreen a sleek automobile swoops through a series of turns. The smooth voiceover intones...]

"Front and side airbags tuned to emanate lows, highs, and midrange frequencies to enhance your listening pleasure while providing a safer driving experience. In the event of a collision, the complex fabric folds deploy and cushion impact, emanating pleasantly harmonic bass notes"

—normzone, Aug 23 2005

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       Or just one large whoopee cushion...
—DrCurry, Aug 23 2005
   

       That many folds would kill the sound- Literally
—SoldierJim, Aug 23 2005
   

       [edit, response to grumpy newbie deleted when he deleted his anno]   

       No need to be sorry [wagster], although given the inconsistent quality of my ideas I'm curious which one, if any, is your favorite.
—normzone, Mar 05 2006
   

       Sorry [norm], but I'm already well aware that you can do better than this.
—wagster, Mar 05 2006
   


 

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